To honor the rich American tradition of overindulgence, we teamed up with legendary chef Chris Cosentino, proprietor of Incanto (an S.F. restaurant where folks can dine on things like whole hogs’ heads), to create the perfect trousers for gluttons.

VITAL STATISTICS

• They’re crafted from soft caramel canvas and lined with burgundy-colored cotton.
• They are, to our knowledge, the first trousers equipped with their own napkin.
• Gluttony Pants sport a trio of buttons (appropriately labeled Piglet, Sow, and Boar) to accommodate waistline expansion during feeding time.
• They feature graphics, conceived by Cosentino and beautifully executed by artist Jon Adams, that depict the glorious life cycle of the glutton — from the miracle of birth to the final moments before coronary explosion.