The Garlic Harvester Shirt
Introducing the Garlic Harvester Shirt, fresh from the fields at Betabrand Farms.
This casual long-sleeve button-down is made of 100% organic cotton that’s been gently dyed to the color of raw garlic, along with subtle green and purple details. Throw in its swank silvery buttons, and you’ve got a helluva handsome shirt as well as a two-tiered defense against vampires.
The Garlic Shirt goes wonderfully with a pair of our Potato Craftsman Pants. Try deep-frying them together to get that “crispy garlic fries” look that’s so hot this season! Here’s some other important info:
- Want to eat your Garlic Shirt? We recommend waiting until Betabrand comes out with Mint Socks.
We’ll be releasing Harvester products throughout the year, in accordance with California’s harvest calendar.
- The Garlic Shirt will boost your immunity so much, you’ll be able to enjoy a carefree day of septic-tank snorkeling.
- Entitles you to be knighted by this year’s Gilroy Garlic Queen.
Garlic season will be over soon, so order your Garlic Shirt today. Don’t bother with your local farmers market; they’re available only on our site.
