When we say this shirt was designed for missions — top-secret and otherwise — we really mean it.
After all, it was designed in San Francisco's Mission District, and made in a little sew shop on Mission Street. Need we say more?
OK, we will.
The playfully elegant Mission Shirt features black polka dots on a field of lightweight 100% cotton, along with a vintage double-petal collar and bright candy-apple buttons. (Roll over the Design Specs button for more details, including sizing information and relative bulletproofness.)
But it also has a serious side: When you're ready to roll up your sleeves and get down to business, you'll be pleased to discover that
the short-sleeved Mission Shirt is thinking one step ahead.
The new Mission Shirt: For missions of utmost importance to national security. And also brunch.
Rest assured that Betabrand field testers have subjected this garment to all manner of expeditions, adventures, and outings, from black ops in a licorice jellybean factory to a covert infiltration of Milwaukee's infamous underground polka scene.
Want an exciting assignment right now? The Mission Shirt's fun, dotted design includes a secret message in Morse code. Figure it out, and you just might avert the Mayan 2012 Apocalypse!
Better hurry, though. We made just a small batch of these shirts, so they won't stick around for long.
(Warning: If you order one, remember that the box it comes in will self-destruct 10 seconds after being opened.)