Shorts For All Sorts of Sports
We know that not all sports take themselves super-seriously. And not all athletes are steel-muscled mutants who require extreme performance clothing made from space-age polymers, the kind designed to repel a wolverine attack in a sub-zero hurricane.
So we wanted to make a pair of sports shorts that were actually fun to wear: apparel to meet the rigorous fashion requirements of goofy club sports teams, potentially intoxicated mud runners, and off-kilter athletes everywhere.
Are Disco Sport Shorts windproof, waterproof, or laser-proof? No. But they are made from ultra-rare disconium, the same mysterious substance that gives all our DiscoLab products their unparalleled shininess and powers of optic magnetism.
They feature an elastic drawstring waistband and three breathable mesh pockets, plus a semi-intimidating black-knit racing stripe on each leg.
Are these the right shorts for you? If you answer “yes” to any of the following questions, they just might be.
- Does your kickball team name involve a high level of sexual innuendo?
- Are the end zones of your flag-football field marked by beer bottles and crumpled T-shirts?
- Are your Ultimate games often interrupted by wandering children, dogs, or hobos?
- Do the perils of your mud runs include pantsing, mooning, and hanging brain?
- Would you be embarrassed to wear your soocer team T-shirt to a family gathering?
- Have you ever forgotten your disc-golf score due to six-pack amnesia?
- Have you run a dozen Bay to Breakers races but never finished?
- Do elderly passersby wonder aloud what the hell it is you and your fellow hashers are doing?
Disco Sport Shorts are available only at Betabrand.com. Order your pair today!
