We know that not all sports take themselves super-seriously. And not all athletes are steel-muscled mutants who require extreme performance clothing made from space-age polymers, the kind designed to repel a wolverine attack in a sub-zero hurricane.
So we wanted to make a pair of sports shorts that were actually fun to wear: apparel to meet the rigorous fashion requirements of goofy club sports teams, potentially intoxicated mud runners, and off-kilter athletes everywhere.
Are Disco Sport Shorts windproof, waterproof, or laser-proof? No. But they are made from ultra-rare disconium, the same mysterious substance that gives all our DiscoLab products their unparalleled shininess and powers of optic magnetism.
They feature an elastic drawstring waistband and three breathable mesh pockets, plus a semi-intimidating black-knit racing stripe on each leg.
Are these the right shorts for you? If you answer “yes” to any of the following questions, they just might be.
Disco Sport Shorts are available only at Betabrand.com. Order your pair today!
Disco Sport Shorts
HOW DO THEY FIT?
Disco Shorts are loose and comfortable, like regular athletic shorts. An elastic waistband and drawstring keeps them snug around the waist. They fall just above the knee.
HOW DO I CARE FOR THEM?
While Disco fabric is surprisingly durable, you should treat your shorts with care. Hand-wash and line dry only.