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Silver Disco Sport Shorts

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Make, Care, & Fit

How do they fit?

Loose and comfortable, like regular athletic shorts. An elastic waistband and drawstring keeps them snug around the waist, and they fall just above the knee.

How are they sized?

See the handy guide.

How do I care for them?

While this fabric is quite durable, we recommend that you hand wash and line dry only.

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: blinding, breathable disconium (92% poly, 8% spandex).- Drawstring and elastic waistband.
  • Three breathable mesh pockets, including a hidden zipper pocket in back.
  • Black knit racing stripes on each leg.

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Shipping Rates & Delivery Times


  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days


  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

*does not include customs/duties
†varies based on location and package weight

Local Pick Up

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.


  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Shiny Silver Disco Athletic Shorts

Shorts For All Sorts of Sports

We know that not all sports take themselves super-seriously. And not all athletes are steel-muscled mutants who require extreme performance clothing made from space-age polymers, the kind designed to repel a wolverine attack in a sub-zero hurricane.

That's why we wanted to make a pair of sports shorts that were actually fun to wear: apparel that meets the rigorous fashion requirements of goofy club sports teams, potentially intoxicated mud runners, and off-kilter athletes everywhere.

Disco Sport Shorts might not be windproof, waterproof, or laser-proof, but they are made from ultra-rare disconium, the same mysterious substance that gives all DiscoLab products unparalleled shininess and powers of optic magnetism.

Are these the right shorts for you? If you answer “yes” to any of the following questions, they just might be.

  • Does your kickball team name involve a high level of sexual innuendo?
  • Are the end zones of your flag-football field marked by beer bottles and crumpled T-shirts?
  • Are your Ultimate games often interrupted by wandering children and Frisbee-hungry dogs?
  • Have you run a dozen Bay to Breakers races but never finished?
  • Do your mud runs include include perils such as pantsing, mooning, and hanging brain? Sound familiar? We thought so.

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