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A Disconium-Enriched Mini Skirt
HOW DOES IT FIT?
This is a slight A-line mini skirt — sits below the waist.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
See the sizing guide below.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Hand wash cold (separately), line dry, cool iron.
We certify that every Disco Skirt is made from 100% pure disconium — the rarest, shiniest substance in the known universe.
Don't be fooled by synthetic knockoffs made from cubic disconium. And stay clear of clothiers who insist that Disconite™ Skirts are equally lustrous. Sure, they sparkle, but they also smell like rotten octopus.
Why is the Disco Skirt so special? Because genuine disconium ore is found in only one place on Earth: an icy subterranean cavern deep beneath the most remote corner of Antarctica. While we can't divulge details of our mining operation, rest assured that the thousands of Emperor Penguins in our employ are well-fed and receive regular bathroom and cigarette breaks.
Here's some more important information:
The Disco Skirt is available for a limited time — and only at Betabrand.com.