Disco Mini Skirt
$48
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The Facts
A Disconium-Enriched Mini Skirt
HOW DOES IT FIT?
This is a slight A-line mini skirt — sits below the waist.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
See the sizing guide below.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Hand wash cold (separately), line dry, cool iron.
- VITAL STATISTICS
- Fabric: pure disconium (92% poly, 8% spandex), with red/black cotton broadcloth liner.
- Slight A-line cut for a modern fit.
- Invisible side-seam zipper.
A Skirt Of Singular Shininess
We certify that every Disco Skirt is made from 100% pure disconium — the rarest, shiniest substance in the known universe.
Don't be fooled by synthetic knockoffs made from cubic disconium. And stay clear of clothiers who insist that Disconite™ Skirts are equally lustrous. Sure, they sparkle, but they also smell like rotten octopus.
Why is the Disco Skirt so special? Because genuine disconium ore is found in only one place on Earth: an icy subterranean cavern deep beneath the most remote corner of Antarctica. While we can't divulge details of our mining operation, rest assured that the thousands of Emperor Penguins in our employ are well-fed and receive regular bathroom and cigarette breaks.
Here's some more important information:
- Disconium is the 120th element on the periodic table. It's heavier than neon, funkier than palladium, and significantly sexier than Einsteinium.
- When you slip on a Disco Skirt, stone-age tribesmen may worship you as their omnipotent sun-goddess. Don't disappoint them.
- The magnetic properties of this skirt increase exponentially when exposed to any party environment, creating an irresistible attraction between you and nearby lips, liquor bottles, and licentious behavior.
The Disco Skirt is available for a limited time — and only at Betabrand.com.
