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Disco Mini Skirt

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Make, Care, & Fit

How does it fit?

This is a slight A-line mini skirt — sits below the waist.

How is it sized?

See the sizing guide.

How do I care for it?

Hand wash cold (separately), line dry, cool iron.

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: pure disconium (92% poly, 8% spandex), with red/black cotton broadcloth liner.
  • Slight A-line cut for a modern fit.
  • Invisible side-seam zipper.

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Shipping Rates & Delivery Times


  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days


  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

*does not include customs/duties
†varies based on location and package weight

Local Pick Up

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.


  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Shiny Silver Disco Mini Skirt

A Skirt Of Singular Shininess

We certify that every Disco Skirt is made from 100% pure disconium — the rarest, shiniest substance in the known universe.

Don't be fooled by synthetic knockoffs made from cubic disconium. And stay clear of clothiers who insist that Disconite™ Skirts are equally lustrous. Sure, they sparkle, but they also smell like rotten octopus.

Why is the Disco Skirt so special? Because genuine disconium ore is found in only one place on Earth: an icy subterranean cavern deep beneath the most remote corner of Antarctica. While we can't divulge details of our mining operation, rest assured that the thousands of Emperor Penguins in our employ are well-fed and receive regular bathroom and cigarette breaks.

Here's some more important information:

  • Disconium is the 120th element on the periodic table. It's heavier than neon, funkier than palladium, and significantly sexier than Einsteinium.
  • When you slip on a Disco Skirt, stone-age tribesmen may worship you as their omnipotent sun-goddess. Don't disappoint them.
  • The magnetic properties of this skirt increase exponentially when exposed to any party environment, creating an irresistible attraction between you and nearby lips, liquor bottles, and licentious behavior. The Disco Skirt is available for a limited time — and only at
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