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Disco Mini Ball Gown

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Make, Care, & Fit

How does it fit?

Like a slinky tank dress — fits your curves, but not skin-tight.

How is it sized?

Please consult the guide.

How do I care for it?

Hand wash cold, line dry, cool iron.

Vital Statistics

  • Dress length (measured from shoulder strap): XS=31", S=32", M=33", L=34, XL=34 1/2".
  • Two neckline options (either side can be worn as the front): scoop-neck or crossover deep V-neck.
  • Fabric: shimmering, highly breathable disconium (poly/spandex).
  • Side slit and black-tricot bodice.
  • Made in San Francisco.
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Shipping Rates & Delivery Times

Domestic

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days

International

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

*does not include customs/duties
†varies based on location and package weight

Local Pick Up

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.

AFO/FPO

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Women's Shiny Silver Disco Ball Gown

Slinky, Sexy, Cornea-Searing

We certify that every Disco Mini Ball Gown is made from 100% pure disconium, the rarest, shiniest substance in the known universe — traditionally used to make the world's very finest disco balls.

Don't be fooled by synthetic knockoffs made from cubic disconium. And stay clear of clothiers who insist that Disconite™ Gowns are equally lustrous. Sure, they sparkle, but they also smell like rotten octopus.

Why is this gown so special? Because genuine disconium ore is found in only one place on Earth: an icy subterranean cavern deep beneath the most remote corner of Antarctica. While we can't divulge details of our mining operation, rest assured that the thousands of Emperor Penguins in our employ are well-fed and receive regular bathroom and cigarette breaks.

Here's some more important information:

  • Disconium is the 120th element on the periodic table. It's heavier than neon, funkier than palladium, and significantly sexier than Einsteinium.
  • When you slip on a Disco Mini Ball Gown, stone-age tribesmen may worship you as their omnipotent sun-goddess. Don't disappoint them.
  • Warning! The magnetic properties of this garment increase exponentially when exposed to any party-like environment, creating an irresistible attraction between you and nearby lips, liquor, and licentious behavior. The Disco Mini Ball Gown is available for a limited time — and only at Betabrand.com. ( Click here to check out its full-length friend)
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