The Supersonic, Discotronic Hoodie
After years of research and development, Betabrand’s Silver Reversible Disco Hoodie has finally arrived!
Billions of dollars have been spent. Millions of disco balls have been melted down. But it was totally worth it.
Like the rest of our DiscoLab collection, the Disco Hoodie is guaranteed to help you make a nuclear-fueled spectacle of yourself, no matter where you wear it.
Because so many people have asked about this wondrous new garment that shines like the finest disco ball, we’ve assembled the following helpful Q&A.
Q: Was the Disco Hoodie created from retro-engineered alien technology? No, that’s preposterous!
Q: Was the Disco Hoodie worn by the sun god Apollo as he traveled to and from Mount Olympus on lusty missions of mortal courtship? Possibly.
Q: Is the Disco Hoodie made from 100% pure disconium, an ultra-rare mineral found only beneath miles of ice and rock in the most remote corner of Antarctica? Exactly!
Q: If I wear this super-shiny hoodie on a warm day, will I melt my brain? While the Disco Hoodie will blow everyone else’s mind, rest assured that yours will remain cool and comfortable.
Q: When, if ever, should I reverse the Disco Hoodie? Should you find yourself pursued by a flock of curious ostriches, a mob of adoring fans, or a Swat team, simply flip your hoodie into black-ops stealth mode and slip away into the night.
Q: Do I have to become an astronaut or a Cirque du Soleil ringmaster to get one? Until today, the answer was yes. Fortunately, now all you have to do is use your credit card.