In the grand pantheon of bowling legends, one name towers above the rest. A name so profoundly sacred, merely whispering it in a bowling alley makes pitchers of beer froth uncontrollably, ball returns run in reverse, and snack-bar cashiers weep nacho-cheese tears.

And that name is Donnie Burbles, the greatest bowler ever to grace the lanes of northern Ohio.

Some say Burbles controlled his ball telepathically. Others swear that when he bowled, the crashing pins sounded like a chorus of angels. Once, he actually bowled better than a perfect game: In the final frame of the 1977 Cleveland Invitational, his thunderous delivery actually split the head pin neatly in two, resulting in a score of 301.

Now, at the behest of the Great Lakes Bowling Alliance, we've created a faithful reproduction of Burbles' super-shiny signature shirt. (The original lies in a climate-controlled shrine