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  • lounging in the park while reflecting the sun in a silver disco ball bikini top
  • jumping in the park while wearing silver disco ball style bikini top and shorts from betabrand
  • Cute model wears shiny bikini top while playing in the san francisco golden gate park
  • again in dolores park this model shows the back of our disco bikini top
  • silver clothes with black piping perfect for burning man, or a rave, or just having fun.
  • posing in san francisco while wearing disco ball bikini silver magnetic outfit.

Silver Disco Bikini Top

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Make, Care, & Fit

How does it fit?

Our Bikini Top fits true to size, with a full-coverage halter silhouette and a wide band for comfort. Designed for cup sizes A-D.

How is it sized?

Consult the sizing guide.

How do I care for it?

Hand wash cold, line dry.

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: blinding, breathable disconium (92% poly, 8% spandex.)
  • Halter tie.
  • Removable cups.
  • Back hook closure.
  • Goes great with a pair of Disco Track Shorts.
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Shipping Rates & Delivery Times

Domestic

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Shipping $6.95 5-7 business days
  • 3-Day Shipping $16.95 3 business days
  • Next-Day Shipping $26.95 1 business day
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) FREE Standard Shipping 5-7 business days

International

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • Standard Int'l Mail $25* 5-21 business days
  • Expedited Worldwide $40 and up*† 2-5 business days
  • Crowdfunded Products (ship separately from in-stock products) $25* 5-21 business days

*does not include customs/duties
†varies based on location and package weight

Local Pick Up

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • In-Store Pick Up 780 Valencia St. — San Francisco FREE Ready within 72 hours (in-stock products) We'll email you when your order is ready.

AFO/FPO

  • Type Cost Estimated Delivery Time
  • FREE Shipping FREE 5-21 business days (depending on location)
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Shiny Silver Disco Bikini Top

The Teeny, Weeny Discokini

We certify that every Disco Bikini Top is made from 100% pure disconium, the rarest, shiniest substance in the known universe — traditionally used to make the world's very finest disco balls.

Don't be fooled by synthetic knockoffs made from cubic disconium. And stay clear of clothiers who insist that Disconite™ Bikinis are equally lustrous. Sure, they sparkle, but they also smell like rotten octopus.

Why is this bikini top so special? Because genuine disconium ore is found in only one place on Earth: an icy subterranean cavern deep beneath the most remote corner of Antarctica. While we can't divulge details of our mining operation, rest assured that the thousands of Emperor Penguins in our employ are well-fed and receive regular bathroom and cigarette breaks.

Here's some more important information:

  • Disconium is the 120th element on the periodic table. It's heavier than neon, funkier than palladium, and significantly sexier than Einsteinium.
  • When you put on a Disco Bikini Top, stone-age tribesmen may worship you as their omnipotent sun-goddess. Don't disappoint them.
  • Warning! The magnetic properties of this garment increase exponentially when exposed to beach and pool parties, creating an irresistible attraction between you and nearby lips, liquor, and licentious behavior. Because two pieces of Disconium are 262.34 times better than one, check out the matching Disco Track Shorts .
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