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Shiny Silver Gown
HOW DOES IT FIT?
Like a slinky tank dress — fits your curves, but not skin-tight.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
Please consult the guide below.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Hand wash cold, line dry, cool iron.
We certify that every Disco Ball Gown is made from 100% pure disconium, the rarest, shiniest substance in the known universe — traditionally used to make the world's very finest disco balls.
Don't be fooled by synthetic knockoffs made from cubic disconium. And stay clear of clothiers who insist that Disconite™ Gowns are equally lustrous. Sure, they sparkle, but they also smell like rotten octopus.
Why is the Disco Ball Gown so special? Because genuine disconium ore is found in only one place on Earth: an icy subterranean cavern deep beneath the most remote corner of Antarctica. While we can't divulge details of our mining operation, rest assured that the thousands of Emperor Penguins in our employ are well-fed and receive regular bathroom and cigarette breaks.
Here's some more important information:
The Disco Ball Gown is available for a limited time — and only at Betabrand.com.