So Soft, We Couldn’t Name Them Anything Else
Why are Vajamas so soft? Because they're made with 100% Vagisoft. And just how soft is Vagisoft? Let us explain:
Once upon a time, the world of tactile technology was satisfied with “soft as a baby’s bottom” as the measure of absolute softness. Anyone who dared name something “softer than” the aforementioned infant’s posterior was suggesting a theoretical world of soft that existed beyond anything man could conceive.
Then Betabrand researchers invented the Tactile Soft-O-Meter®, a device that can detect and compare the density of softrons, the subatomic units of softness. Using this newfound knowledge, they were able to create pants so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life!
The Tactile Soft-O-Meter® is a device that can detect and compare the density of softrons, the subatomic units of softness.
But to the chagrin of our marketing department, the Soft-O-Meter indicated that the fabric measured “Vagisoft” within
a standard deviation of one softron. Vagisoft? Well, we decided that if the Soft-O-meter says it, so be it!