Shimmering Disconium Jacket
with Black Satin Liner
HOW DOES IT FIT?
The Disco Tuxedo Jacket fits comfortably — not too tailored, not too baggy.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
Check out the handy sizing guide below.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
We certify that every Disco Tuxedo Jacket is made from 100% pure disconium — the rarest, shiniest substance in the known universe.
Don't be fooled by synthetic knockoffs made from cubic disconium. And stay clear of clothiers who insist that Disconite™ Pants are equally lustrous. Sure, they sparkle, but they also smell like rotten octopus.
Why is this garment so special? Because genuine disconium ore is found in only one place on Earth: an icy subterranean cavern deep beneath the most remote corner of Antarctica. While we can't divulge details of our mining operation, rest assured that the thousands of Emperor Penguins in our employ are well-fed and receive regular bathroom and cigarette breaks. Here's some more important information: