Carrot Drawstring Pants
Direct from the lush fields of Betabrand Farms, we’re pleased to introduce Carrot Pants, the newest bumper crop in our Harvester Collection.
As you might recall, we release new Harvester products in accordance with the California harvest calendar. At long last: clothes that are in season fashionably and agriculturally!
These unique, two-tone drawstring trousers are made from a blend of organic cotton and recycled polyester, giving them a softness and comfy fit you’ll never find in a pair of pants made from actual carrots — guaranteed.
Carrot Pants feature green bar-tack stitching, an embroidered waist tie, and a signature carrot print on the inside. Here’s some additional product information:
- Wearing Carrot Pants regularly will give your legs 20/20 vision.
- May give your skin a John Boehner-like hue.
We release Harvester products throughout the year, in accordance with California’s harvest calendar.
- They’re the only pants that deliver your recommended daily allowance of Betabrandcarotene.
- All-natural dyeing technique uses organic carrot juice and the blood of Carrot Top.
- Unofficial taproot-themed drawstring trouser of the San Francisco Giants.
- A word of caution: Carrot Pants could provoke mutant rabbit attacks.
