Triped Hoodie
$118$60
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The Facts
Striped Linen Hoodie with Navy Liner
HOW DOES IT FIT?
This garment is made to be super comfy — not too tailored, not too baggy.
HOW IS IT SIZED?
Choose your size like you're ordering a regular ol' T-shirt.
HOW DO I CARE FOR IT?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
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VITAL STATISTICS
- Fabric: linen with cotton liner.
- Twin kangaroo pockets.
- Made in San Francisco.
The Impossibly Relaxing Hoodie
Presenting our latest fusion of fashion and science: an ultra-comfy linen hoodie engineered with unparalleled powers of relaxation. How relaxing? Why, it can mellow the most bloodthirsty Viking in seconds — guaranteed! (We invite you to prove us wrong.)
Contrary to rumor, we didn’t retro-engineer technology found in a wrecked flying saucer from the planet Xanax. Nor did we manage to cross-breed grow a new strain of flax infused with cannabis DNA.
The simple truth is that we started with the softest, lightest linen around. Then we employed a team of master Yogic seamstresses to weave a sense of cosmic peacefulness into every hoodie, while humpback whale song and soft saxophone solos played continuously in the background.
Finally, each garment was treated to a deep tissue massage, followed by a soothing bath in our proprietary blend of sloth sweat, opium, and chamomile tea.
Each garment was treated to a soothing bath in our proprietary blend of sloth sweat, opium, and chamomile tea.
Now that's one chilled-out hoodie. (Roll over the Design Specs button for more product details.) We made just a limited number, so order yours today.
